Scarlett Johanson Set To Bang Penelope Cruz

According to the New York Post, Scarlett Johansson who you might remember from such shitty films as “The Island” and “Lost In Translation” has an awesome sex scene with Penelope Cruz in an upcoming flick.

SCARLETT Johansson has a steamy lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen’s upcoming Vicky Cristina Barcelona. A source tells us: “It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.” The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem, who plays Penelope’s husband. The film also stars Patricia Clarkson, Rebecca Hall, Kevin Dunn and Chris Messina.

Theoretically this sounds like the greatest sex scene since Halle Berry got her hole stuffed by a white man (the way god intended ) in monster’s balls. Less of course you take into account that both Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johanson look like surprised sea monkeys.

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February 8th, 2008 at 3:24 am
Dr. Zoidberg says:

WTF, how many BJs did she give Mr. Allen? She’s been 3 of his last 4 movies.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:27 am
Jokesta says:

I believe 3-6 good sir.
February 9th, 2008 at 12:28 am
totally_cheesy says:

Thats why they call him “Woody”
February 19th, 2008 at 9:27 am
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lmao @ “thats why they call him ‘woody’”.. u foul
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