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Desperate Housewive Star Gets Knocked Out

Now now settle down!..I know you read the headline and were all like, “OMG Eva Longoria finally got punched in that anteater face of hers!” but bear with me hear,it’s not Eva but it’s just as good!

Former “Desperate Housewives” star Jesse Metcalfe took a crushing right hook to the face over the weekend– no one knows the back story to this other than the fact that he probably got punched for being a douchebag.

This is one of those situations were you shouldn’t talk shit and just hope its over immediately to avoid any further embarrassment. Sorta like getting caught jerking off by your mom–you don’t get all up in her face cause you forgot to lock the door.

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  1. Jesus
    February 10th, 2008 at 2:42 am
    Jesus says:

    That’s the problem with midgets… you can’t see them coming.

  2. Pea Tear Griffin
    February 10th, 2008 at 2:43 am
    Pea Tear Griffin says:

    Just like my..err..the mom!

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