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What a dull Awards show THAT was. Between all the old people performing and the dragging presentation speeches it was just entirely too awkward. So many old people hit that stage, the show should’ve been called the Granny’s! Did you see what I did there?..I swapped out the m’s and replaced them with n’s. I’m so clever.

There wasn’t much going on during the show, Kanye West played the ol’ “Dead Mom” card and get some extra time during his acceptance speech and Amy Winehouse gave her locked up husband a shout out after winning her second award of the night. Amy’s a ride or die bitch, arf! Check out the full list of winners below.

Album of the Year: Herbie Hancock, River: The Joni Letters

Record of the Year: Amy Winehouse, “Rehab”

Best Rap/Sung Collaboration: Rihanna featuring Jay-Z, “Umbrella”

Best Country Album: Vince Gill, These Days

Best Rap Album: Kanye West, Graduation

Song of the Year: Amy Winehouse “Rehab”

Best Compilation Soundtrack Album for Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: Love

Best New Artist: Amy Winehouse

Best Female R&B Vocal Performance: Alicia Keys, “No One”

Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: Maroon 5, “Makes Me Wonder”

Best Pop Collaboration With Vocals: Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, “Gone Gone Gone (Done Moved On)”

Best Pop Vocal Album: Amy Winehouse, Back to Black

Best Solo Rock Vocal Performance: Bruce Springsteen, “Radio Nowhere”

Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: The White Stripes, “Icky Thump”

Best Hard Rock Performance: Foo Fighters, “The Pretender”

Best Rock Song: Bruce Springsteen, “Radio Nowhere”

Best Alternative Music Album: The White Stripes, Icky Thump

Best Male R&B Vocal Performance: Prince, “Future Baby Mama”

Best R&B Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: Chaka Khan Featuring Mary J. Blige, “Disrespectful”

Best R&B Song: Dirty Harry, Kerry Brothers & Alicia Keys, songwriters (Alicia Keys), “No One”

Best R&B Album: Chaka Khan, Funk This

Best Contemporary R&B Album: Ne-Yo, Because Of You

Best Rap Solo Performance: Kanye West, “Stronger”

Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group: Common featuring Kanye West, “Southside”