Nicolas Cage Will Steal Your Dog & Sue You
Nicolas Cage has began legal proceedings against his Peggy Sue Got Married co-star Kathleen Turner after she accused him of drunk driving and theft in her new autobiography.
In the autobiography, Send Yourself Roses, the 53-year-old insists Cage went to great lengths to disobey his uncle and the director of the 1986 comedy, Francis Ford Coppola - and even got in trouble with the police while filming. Turner writes, “Everything Francis (Ford Coppola) wanted him (Cage) to do, he went against to show that he wasn’t under his uncle’s wing. Which was ridiculous. Oh, that stupid voice of his and the fake teeth! Honestly, I cringe to think about it. He caused so many problems. “He was arrested twice for drunk driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He’d come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.”
A spokesman for the Cage says, “The libel action follows false allegations that appear in the forthcoming autobiography. As legal proceedings have been commenced, it would be inappropriate to comment further.”
This isn’t that bad-a-news for Kathleen Turner since no one knew she was still alive. I gotta admit, Cage might play a sissy treasure hunter but stealing a dog by simply slipping it under your coat is extremely bad ass. Since it was the 80’s id imagine he wore a top hat and a cape..that’s what all the dog stealing evil villains wore in that crazy decade!




Didn’t Kathleen Turner die in 1985 at the ripe young age of 95?