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No One Likes Paris Hilton

ParisI know I know, you read the title and you have the aching to call me Captain Obvious– but before you do, here’s yet another reason why everyone hates Paris Hilton!

According to Fantasy Moguls, Paris’ movie, “The Hottie and the Nottie,” opened on 111 screens yesterday, and sold only $76 in ticket sales per location. That breaks down to approximately 10 people per theater. It’s anticipated that the movie will sell only $23,000 during the three-day weekend.

Well, look on the bright side Paris, at least you beat out Jessica Simpson’s Blonde Ambition which only made $1,100 bucks over its three-day weekend release AND, you haven’t caught aids yet you dirty whore.

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  1. Jesus
    February 10th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    Jesus says:

    So, what’s up with her inheritance?

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