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This story just keeps getting better and better! According to Page6, the guy that knocked out Desperate Housewives douchebag Jesse Metcalfe is apparently some wannabe emo rapper from London. Not only that, but Metcalfe supposedly got some of his hired help homeboys and came back for the emo rapper and beat his ass.

“DESPERATE Housewives” hunk Jesse Metcalfe was punched out in Los Angeles by Taryn Manning’s boyfriend the other night, and then tried to continue the brawl hours later. Metcalfe, Manning and her guy, British wannabe rapper Mams Taylor, all showed up to the Nicole Khristine Jewelry launch at Social Hollywood and by every account had a good time, until they all stepped outside the club for some fresh air. A tipsy Metcalfe “said something to Taryn, and her boyfriend got jealous,” our spy said. “Mams started getting nasty and Jesse said something to him — it must have been sarcastic — and then put his hand on Mams’ face in a patronizing way.” Taylor, not one to be patronized, then hauled off and socked Metcalfe in the face, sending the pretty-boy actor tumbling to the ground. Taylor then left while Metcalfe lamely pretended to be held back by bodyguards and shouted curses at the fleeing Taylor. But the star was bent on revenge, and when he later learned Manning and Taylor had returned to the club, he rounded up some pals and returned to the scene of his humiliation. As Alexandra von Furstenberg and Snoop Dogg deejayed, Metcalfe “came up behind [Taylor] and attacked him,” a witness said. An all-out fight ensued and “they were split up by Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum and then both ejected from the club for good.” But it didn’t all end badly — both men “were gifted $7,000 pieces from the Nicole Khristine collection.” Metcalfe’s luck didn’t get any better after that.

It’s good that Jesse came back for revenge..I mean, getting your ass beat by a guy that has to punch UP to reach your chin is one thing, but getting your ass beat by a guy that wears nail polish and calls himself a hardcore rapper from London, is down right absurd!..Jesse didn’t beat his ass to regain the little dignity he had..he beat his ass for AMERICA.