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See what I did there, I used a question mark in the headline like a proposition so if you actually clicked to read the article it just proves you’re a sicko with a crackhead pee fetish.

Anyways, onto the story, According to Splash News, Bobby Brown is a sleep walker who randomly pees on people.

The 39-year-old singer was caught on on camera trying to urinate on Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider on the U.S. Big Brother-style country music show ‘Gone Country’.

The ‘Don’t Be Cruel’ chart-topper walked up to Snider in his sleep and dropped his pants.

“I’m laying in my bed and all of a sudden I hear Bobby Brown stirring. He started walking over to my night table and he was getting his junk out.”

“First of all I thought I was going to be raped by Bobby Brown then I was like, ‘He’s going to pee on me.’

“I started snapping my fingers to get his attention and Im shouting, ‘Bobby, Bobby, Bobby - that’s the toilet over there.”

“Next thing he headed to the door of the room and was about to pee there - so Im shouting no, no. His next stop was our closet, I was picturing him spraying all our clothes down, Im like, no no!

“Finally he went into the bathroom and heard it hit water, rather than tile or wall.”

I had no idea Bobby Brown was still alive–let alone under a roof..on tv. That’s a brilliant defense though..”I didn’t rape her your honor, well I did..but I was sleep-raping so it technically wasn’t me”