LA Gang Members Hunt Britney Spears

britbrit.jpgYou smell that?…take a whiff! It’s that brand new “Britney Spears news” we’ve all grown so tired of. But fear not citizens, this one’s more about the Paparazzi.

According to Rush & Molly, More paparazzi are dropping out of the pack following Britney Spears because of the risk — to them.

The legion of lensmen has been infiltrated by L.A. gang members — Crips and Bloods, according to some photo-agency heads. They claim rival agencies are arming the thugs with cameras and sending them out to do battle with the dozens of paps who rubberneck around Hollywood’s favorite train wreck.

Veteran snapper Nick Stern, who quit the Splash agency this month, said: “I’ve heard stories of fights, of car tires being slashed, cars being blocked in.

Oh yeah, this’ll work out well for everyone. That’s it..that’s all I have–no joke.

Britney gets a break from the Paparazzi because they’ll be too busy killing each other and LA’s Mexican population will largely decrease because they’ll be too busy killing each other.  Everyone wins!

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  1. HillDawg
    February 11th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    HillDawg says:

    Brit just needs some good ol Hilldawg’ lovin…she’ll be back to normal in no time.

  2. Unregistered
    May 8th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
    crips says:

    […] agencies are arming Bloods and crips Gang members with cameras and sending them out to do battle.http://totallyjealous.com/2008/02/11/la-gang-members-hunt-britney-spears/CripsInformation about the Black Guerilla Family Prison Gang by Know […]

  3. Unregistered
    May 11th, 2008 at 1:33 am
    bloods gang says:

    […] agencies are arming bloods and Crips gang members with cameras and sending them out to do battle.http://totallyjealous.com/2008/02/11/la-gang-members-hunt-britney-spears/FBI: Freedom of Information Act: Crips and BloodsCrips and bloods Drug Gang. The Crips and bloods […]

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