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Yes, Another update to the best story ever! TMZ caught up with that midget emo UK rapper that punched the crap out of Desperate House Wive actor Jesse Metcalfe.

Following one of the most brutal punches caught on tape, British rapper Mams opens up on why Jesse Metcalfe deserved to be on the receiving end of a fat knuckle sandwich.

I wanna make fun of this guy cause he’s not American so he’s obviously a communist, but I can’t bring myself to do it. He’s like Rocky, James Bond, and 50 Cent all wrapped up into one pint sized little person. It really proves that midgets can do anything regular people can.