Kevin Federline Is Multidimensional
I don’t know how this guy got famous to the point that his “team of attorneys” need to hire and image consultant…hell…I don’t even know why he has a team of attorneys!
KEVIN FEDERLINE’s attorney MARK VINCENT KAPLAN has hired PARIS HILTON’s publicist ELLIOT MINTZ as his new media consultant, following the resignation of spokesman MICHAEL SANDS last week.
This’ll go really well because obviously everyone loves Paris Hilton and what she’s about. Maybe he’ll turn Kevin right around and show us that you can’t always judge a book by it’s cover–unless of course that book is titled “Paris Hilton Is A Dirty Whore”…that one’s pretty much on the money!
Speaking of, KFed made his last appearance on One Tree Hill last night where he played–get this–a douchebag. You know you suck at life when you can’t even play yourself on tv. Here’s the clip in all its glory, including a douchebag face punch.
Who the hell is that dude with the spray on tan? Dear God that shit is scary.
Then I scroll down and see KF’s ugly mug. I think I’m going to spend the rest of the day curled up in my bed.
man that angry black guy knocked the shit out of Federline
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