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Lindsay Lohan, or “Lilo” as I like to call her cause we go way back…anyways Lindsay’s been doing pretty good staying on the sober wagon the last couple of weeks. But now, friends of the freckly titty bag says that some douchebag has been peer-pressuring her to stop being a prude and be fun again.

His name is Patrick Aufdenkamp (pictured above), a friend/hanger-on of Lindsay’s since well before she went to rehab, dating back three years. Multiple sources close to Lindz tell TMZ he’s been putting her in too-close proximity to alcohol, and worse, he may be putting the progress she’s made in serious jeopardy.
“He has nothing to offer her,” says a family source, “and he looks at Lindsay as his meal ticket.”

I could see why that guy can easily influence people…I mean..he DOES look like a gay Jesus..which coincidentally are two things chicks love. Honestly this guy is just doing everyone a favor..nobody likes new boring Lindsay, we want old slutty Lindsay–the one everyone says was incredibly aggressive and mean during sex…If Lindsay was a guy, she’d be a rapist. And rape is wrong, but according to studies, the leading cause of rape is hot chicks. So it’s really a compliment.