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You Can’t Have J Lo’s Babies

jlo.jpgTMZ’s reporting that the hospital where J Lo’s supposedly gonna pop her twins out has been running “Pink Drills”…sounds kinky I know, but in fact, it’s not..it’s quit the contrary.

TMZ has learned that the Long Island hospital where J.Lo will probably give birth to her twins is practicing “pink drills” — code for thwarting a possible kidnapping.

Sources at North Shore Medical Center tell TMZ the hospital conducted a “Code Pink” drill last Friday — “Code Pink” is code for locking down the hospital to prevent a kidnapping attempt.

This is completely unnecessary. Why would anyone steal J Lo’s twins…stealing Puerto Rican babies is like eating a grape at the supermarket without paying for it..sure it’s frowned upon–but no one really cares.

White babies–THAT’s where the money’s at.

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  1. TheShow
    February 14th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    TheShow says:

    Holy crap I think I was actually offended this time

  2. TheShow
    February 14th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    TheShow says:

    never mind

  3. Unregistered
    February 15th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    totally_cheesy says:

    If you kidnap twins, can you get TWICE the money?

  4. Unregistered
    February 19th, 2008 at 9:26 am
    Sencere says:

    lol. kidnapping twins. wow

  5. Unregistered
    February 19th, 2008 at 9:26 am
    Sencere says:

    it might be diddy y’all!

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