Marilyn Manson Wants You To Drink His Piss
Who knew Marilyn Manson was working with Absinthe Liquor to create his own brand of cognac. I certainly didn’t!..in fact I’m not too sure I even know what “cognac” means. I just saw it on tv and figured it’s alright to say..Like that one time I called a black person “my nigga”…he wasn’t my nigga after all…
Contact Music reports Marilyn Manson’s new absinthe has left a nasty taste in the mouths of the world’s alcohol experts. Beverage critics have slammed the new Mansinthe, claiming it smells like “sewage water” and has a “mediocre” taste. An expert panel has judged the 66.6 per cent proof beverage for website Epicurious.com. The verdict: “Did Mansinthe have what it takes to be a premium absinthe? The answer is, sadly, no. The number one problem was the aroma, which some verbally compared to sewage water or swamp mud. “With the exception of a lone taster, the panel felt it wasn’t really worth wading through the odor to get to mediocre flavor anyway.” Mansinthe, which is manufactured in Switzerland, is not legally available in Manson’s native America.
Of course this drink isn’t legal in America because of it’s side effect. One swig of the “Mansithe” and you’ll be craving cock up the ass in no time and Gays aren’t allowed in America because God said so. The drink should do extraordinarily well in France though.
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