Sylvester Stallone Is A Pussy
Star Pulse is reporting that beloved action hero–you know that guy Philladelphia made a statue of as he played Rocky–way to go Philly, declare a fictional character your hero, that’ll really show those terrorist bastards!..anyways..Stallone’s a pussy.
Action hero Sylvester Stallone has fought countless scary villains on screen - but he insists his most intimidating opponents are his young daughters.
The 61-year-old has been busy promoting the fifth installment of the Rambo film franchise, but his absence upset daughters Sophia, 11, Sistene, nine, and Scarlet, five, because he missed their Valentine’s Day celebrations.
He says, “I got home at two o’clock on Valentine’s Day morning and I was in so much trouble. I was confronted by three little girls who hadn’t seen me for 18 days. That, I knew, would be the fight of my life. Forget Rambo!”
Stallone has all the right to be scared given that even the five year old is probably taller than him. Honestly I just wanted a reason to post the pics below..Stallone’s mother must’ve been a horse…and his father must’ve been a syringe full of steroids.
Im gay
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PENIS