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Here’s some news you probably never ever wanted to hear…ever. Kiss rocker Gene Simmons has a sextape..and that sextape has leaked onto the web, and if you don’t wanna traumatize yourself forever, I suggest you don’t watch it.

What is Gene’s Secret? Actually, it’s a WHO, and she is a hot little Austrian babe, named Elsa. She is a model, and one of the Frank’s Engery Drink Girls, a brand which Gene endorses (apparently to fuel his sex drive.) Elsa and Gene party like rockstars, and we have it all here, EXCLUSIVELY on GenesSecret.com.

Man that guy’s so old,  any sex scene he could possibly be in with a young chick will always look like rape. I feel like sending the girl in the vid some penicillin, unless you can get an STD from videos, in which case I’ll send her an angry note