Rihanna Please Stop The Music

From TMZ: In this video from an old high school talent show, RiRi tries to tackle “Hero,” and though she starts out fairly strong, the song completely falls apart at the end.

Hey, have you guys ever heard a goat getting raped by a cat in heat?…You have now!..As with everything, there’s a perfect scientific explanation why she sounds so horrible. Being the scientist that I am, here’s my theory: The problem probably laid in the size of her forehead back then, it was no where near as large as it is now, so the acoustics were way off.

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