Lindsay Lohan Wants To Play A Slut
Starpulse reports that Lindsay Lohan wants to star in a biopic of controversial late silent movie star and well-known industry slut Clara Bow.
Hellraisier Bow, who died in 1965, was regarded by many as America’s first sex symbol, but suffered several bouts of mental illness.
Lohan - who posed as Bow for a magazine photo shoot in 2006 - claims she would be perfect for the role because she can relate to the 1920s starlet.
She says, “I definitely relate to a lot of the things that she went through. Not with her family, but the trials and tribulations of Hollywood, to an extent.”
Wow!..Lindsay Lohan wants to play a crazy slut?!..How shocking! it’s almost like watching a forklift lift up a giant fork…it’ll be so damn literal!
Check out some recent pics of the redheaded bandit.




to the author of this article, you definitly need to credit mitch hedberg with your little “forklift lifting up a giant fork (he says a crate of forks)… it’s just so damn literal!” joke.