Rihanna Is A Bad Liar

In a retarded effort to keep their relationship concealed, Foreheadasaurus, best known as Rihanna, has tried to squash the rumors claiming she’s involved.

Star Pulse reports the 20-year-old Bajan beauty denies she is dating anyone at the moment, but states if a “good guy” came along she would reconsider her current single status.

She says, “Rumors come with the territory and you can’t help these things.

“I’m single. If a good guy comes along we’ll make it work, but for now I’m having fun being a single woman.”

Ok Ok, we believe you, you’re single–but then that just means you’re a slut…otherwise how would you explain this and this and this and this and this oh and this!..and the video..only thing we need to see now is Rihanna giving Chris Brown a blowjob holding some red balloons.