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I don’t even know why this chick is famous–I don’t even know if she’s in fact a chick for that matter. She looks like one of those exotic trannies that you’ll only feel gay banging if you were sober.

Page Six reports Kimora Lee Simmons is a nonsinging diva. That’s why she has a contract rider, like the ones used on concert tours, for personal appearances. “She demands that someone stand by and refill her champagne glass whenever it gets below one inch, that the water is Fiji only and that the place provide fans that blow on her in case it gets hot,” said an insider.

I was going to add some witty comment that’ll make you really realize what a bitch she is but then I decided not to. Because fuck her.