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Rick Ross was just on The Ramiro and Pebbles Morning Show on JAM’N 94.5 FM in Boston and he talked about smoking weed with Bruce Willis in candid detail.

I think this is one of those things every guy should have on their “To Do Before I Die” list. because:

A. Bruce Willis is a bad ass, thats right, next to him, Chuck Norris would probably grow a vagina on his forehead.

B. Bruce Willis Banged Lindsay Lohan. If you’re thinking “yeah so did the little magical Mexican that dries the floor when shit spills in the night club” ..well then you’re right.

C. If god were to go on a wager on who would get more pussy between him and Bruce Willis, God would run away crying like a little bitch cause his B.C. times game was WEAK…WIZZEAK.

D. He’s number 7 on the list of Most Badass Bald Guys Ever.

In the first Die Hard, he had some hair. In the second, he had a little less. In the third, his hair seemed to be making a beeline for the back of his skull, and the fourth it was gone altogether. He is John McClane, and his head is far too badass to tolerate simple hair follicles.