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Lindsay Lohan has been busy at work lately. From acting to singing, the freckled ridden redhead we’ve all grown to love can now add entrepreneur to her not-so long list of talents.

According to reports, Lindsay has debuted her long awaited line of female leggins. The leggins which are pretty much spandex will be sold for around $120 bucks. But wait, the dumb gets dumber, they also come with built in kneepads.

Because you never really know when you might end up on your knees during a whores night out. Rumor has it Lilo will also be releasing a line of prelubricated gloves for when there are more hot dogs in your face than you care to put in your holes.

You can declare your whoredom by purchasing your very own pair of leggins here.