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First lady of Black Eyed Peas stopped by a New York City high school last week to teach the kids about safe sex.

Now now settle down!..I know you read the headline and were all like, “OMG Eva Longoria finally got punched in that anteater face of hers!” but bear with me hear,it’s not Eva but it’s just as good!

This is building up to be the greatest lesbian sex scene in the history of my porn collection. I hope they don’t talk and ruin it.

Will Arnett gets the boot as KITT, Val Kilmer swoops in an scoops it up along with numerous burgers and small asian children.