I know what you’re thinking…and you’re probably right.
Totally Desperate Housewives
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Rapper Says Metcalfe Was Talking That Shit
Yes, Another update to the best story ever! TMZ caught up with that midget emo UK rapper that punched the crap out of Desperate House Wive actor Jesse Metcalfe.
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UPDATE: Desperate Housewives Star Knocked Out By Emo Rapper
This story just keeps getting better and better! According to Page6, the guy that knocked out Desperate Housewives douchebag Jesse Metcalfe is apparently some wannabe emo rapper from London.
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Desperate Housewive Star Gets Knocked Out
Now now settle down!..I know you read the headline and were all like, “OMG Eva Longoria finally got punched in that anteater face of hers!” but bear with me hear,it’s not Eva but it’s just as good!