K-Fed’s new image consultant felt he needed to look even more like a douchebag–that’s like hiring someone to get a fat kid to eat cake or to teach Paris Hilton to be a slut…
Totally Douchebag
Gene Simmons Has A Sex Tape?
And now for some news you’ll never be waiting to hear. Gene Simmons has a sextape..which is scary cause technically that guy died 20 years ago.
Russell Crowe Is Fat, Set To Star In New Robin Hood
I couldn’t think of a fat joke to put here which is weird cause fat jokes are my bread and butter. GET IT?!
Kevin Federline Is Multidimensional
Entrepredouchebag Kevin Federline gets help with his douchebag image, goes out like a douchebag on One Tree Hill.








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