K-Fed’s new image consultant felt he needed to look even more like a douchebag–that’s like hiring someone to get a fat kid to eat cake or to teach Paris Hilton to be a slut…
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Jessica Simpson Hates Fat People
Jessica Simpson prevents the release of a work out type surely to help the fatties of America be unfat.
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Russell Crowe Is Fat, Set To Star In New Robin Hood
I couldn’t think of a fat joke to put here which is weird cause fat jokes are my bread and butter. GET IT?!
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Kanye West Takes His Time, Amy Winehouse Shouts Out Hubby
The show should’ve been called the Granny’s! Did you see what I did there?..I swapped out the m’s and replaced them with n’s cause of all the old people there. I’m so clever.
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Jolly Val Kilmer To Voice KITT
Will Arnett gets the boot as KITT, Val Kilmer swoops in an scoops it up along with numerous burgers and small asian children.