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Jessica Simpson prevents the release of a work out type surely to help the fatties of America be unfat.

Holy crap this is hot. Scarlett Johansson continues to play with my emotions with her bicurious ways!

Paris’s bitches get her in trouble cause for some odd reason, you can’t have all that many bitches under one house in LA.

OMG..Lindsay’s being peer pressured into being fun again…uh I meant into drinking and having sex with random guys again!

Oh nooes! Paris Hilton forgot to pick up her pussy*cough*cat so the lady she adopted it from took it back and is being stingy with the pussy.

Uh Oh, Bloods and Crips gang members have a new day job…hunting for Britney Spears shots.

Paris Hilton’s latest movies is smashing competition at the box office selling a whopping $76 in tickets per location!

We interrupt your scheduled programming for a Spears family news break.

In a recent interview with Latina Magazine (joo go gurl!..mhmm!)..Jessica Alba says she’s hoping her baby would come out brown.

This is building up to be the greatest lesbian sex scene in the history of my porn collection. I hope they don’t talk and ruin it.