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New Star Trek Teaser Will Bore You

New Star Trek teaser hits the web, unaware of the news, nerds continue to masturbate at record numbers.

This Guy’s The New Terminator

This guy’s supposed to be the new Terminator. You know where I found this pic?..On a website about gays so by the transit of power, the new Terminator will be gay.

ZOMG, New Indiana Jones Trailer

If you’re a fan, this trailer will make you shit your pants..and if you’re a fan from the original back in the day..then you probably can’t keep from shitting your pants anyways.

Will Ferrel Is Sensitive

Semi-funny comedian Will Ferrel was shocked to find out that..wait for it…people on the internet hate him!

Street Kings Trailer Looks Promising

The trailer for the upcoming movie by that guy that made Harsh Times..so you know it’ll be full of drug riddled goodness and maybe even boobs. Oh and there’s definitely people getting shot..definitely.

Nicolas Cage Will Steal Your Dog & Sue You

Nicolas Cage will get drunk, steal your dog and do what he wants…you know why?..cause he’s a bad ass. But don’t tell anyone, he’ll sue you!

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No One Likes Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s latest movies is smashing competition at the box office selling a whopping $76 in tickets per location!

Scarlett Johanson Set To Bang Penelope Cruz


This is building up to be the greatest lesbian sex scene in the history of my porn collection. I hope they don’t talk and ruin it.