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Breaking News that no one cares about! Dr. Dre must be going broke!

I guess if this IS the video then Britney isn’t that bad–as long as you don’t see her, hear her, or smell her.

Rhianna absolutely butchers Mariah Carey’s hero in this High School performance.

Pitbull walks away with 8 staples after getting hit in the head by flying bottle of doom.

Amy Winehouse handles her problems one tooth at a time, dumps jailed hubby?

See what I did there, I used a question mark in the headline like a proposition so if you actually clicked to read the article it just proves you’re a sicko with a crackhead pee fetish.

You Didn’t Miss Much, But here are the best Grammy Performances.

Uh Oh, Bloods and Crips gang members have a new day job…hunting for Britney Spears shots.

In case you missed it, here are some of the “magical” moments from the Granny’s.

The show should’ve been called the Granny’s! Did you see what I did there?..I swapped out the m’s and replaced them with n’s cause of all the old people there. I’m so clever.