Totally Paris Hilton

Cloverfield 2 Monster Revealed!

Turns out there are more monsters coming from the depth of New York harbors in Cloverfield 2!

Paris Hilton’s Bitches Get Her In Trouble

Paris’s bitches get her in trouble cause for some odd reason, you can’t have all that many bitches under one house in LA.

Kevin Federline Is Multidimensional

Entrepredouchebag Kevin Federline gets help with his douchebag image, goes out like a douchebag on One Tree Hill.

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Totally jealous Totally trash

Lil Paris Gets Nabbed On A DUI & Alot More

DUI, underage drinking, Reckless driving, Operating to endanger, Vehicular assault, and Identity theft. What’s the common denominator here!?

Paris Hilton Loses Her Pussy

Oh nooes! Paris Hilton forgot to pick up her pussy*cough*cat so the lady she adopted it from took it back and is being stingy with the pussy.

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Totally jealous Totally trash

No One Likes Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s latest movies is smashing competition at the box office selling a whopping $76 in tickets per location!