K-Fed Is Fat, Still A Douchebag

K-Fed’s new image consultant felt he needed to look even more like a douchebag–that’s like hiring someone to get a fat kid to eat cake or to teach Paris Hilton to be a slut…

Kate Hudson Is Not Pregnant…Yet

Update: Kate Hudson is definitely not pregnant. Sexy Update: Kate Hudson has a sweet ass.

Rihanna Is A Bad Liar

Rihanna continues to deny she’s banging Chris Brown…cept we have all the proof we need!

Robert Deniro Is Crazy

Robert De Niro canoodles with Mike Tyson at the opening of his new restaurant in Vegas.

What Do Rapper The Game & Paris Hilton Have In Common?

What do The Game & Paris Hilton have in common?…Game’ll probably be sitting in the same cell as Paris Hilton!

Kanye West Is Kinda Gay

Kanye West is gayer than eight guys banging nine guys.

Hillary Clinton Has A Sense Of Humor

Who in the world knew Hilldawg had a sense of humor?

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Play A Slut

Shocking news! Lindsay Lohan wants to play a slut in an upcoming flick.

Paula Abdul Wants To Kill Idol Contestant

You know, the reason why people probably think Paula Abdul is crazy and semi-retarded is because Paula Abdul is fucking crazy and semi-retarded.

Gabrielle Union Is Hot…Sorta

It’s always good to see a hot chick getting kinda naked for our viewing pleasure. Except these pics don’t really do Gabrielle Union much justice.