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Holy crap, this trailer will definitely make you shat on yourself.

Rhianna absolutely butchers Mariah Carey’s hero in this High School performance.

Shocking News! The Daily Mail reports Amy Winehouse might be back on drugs even after her 10 day stint in rehab. No Way!

Myers returns to the big screen with a Indian version of Austin Powers…well..Indian and not as espionage-ish.

Gary Busey saves us all from boredom after licking some chick on the red carpet and punching some homo.

Jimmy Kimmel is F’N Ben Affleck and probably everyone else in Hollywood, this is the greatest gathering of gays since the French Revolution.

This movie sounds entirely too familiar…”A paranoid thriller about a family on the run from a natural crisis that presents a large-scale threat to humanity.” So it’s like, I Am Legend except with a family and no zombies?

And now for some news you’ll never be waiting to hear. Gene Simmons has a sextape..which is scary cause technically that guy died 20 years ago.

Jessica Simpson prevents the release of a work out type surely to help the fatties of America be unfat.

I’m sure this started out planned but ended up surprisingly awesome.