Scarlett Johansson Makes Out With Natalie Portman On The Red Carpet Video!

Holy crap this is hot. Scarlett Johansson continues to play with my emotions with her bicurious ways!

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Sylvester Stallone Is A Pussy

This post serves no purpose other than to show you the super creepy pics after the jump.

Russell Crowe Is Fat, Set To Star In New Robin Hood

I couldn’t think of a fat joke to put here which is weird cause fat jokes are my bread and butter. GET IT?!

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New Star Trek Teaser Will Bore You

New Star Trek teaser hits the web, unaware of the news, nerds continue to masturbate at record numbers.

Pitbull Takes It To The Head


Pitbull walks away with 8 staples after getting hit in the head by flying bottle of doom.

This Guy’s The New Terminator

This guy’s supposed to be the new Terminator. You know where I found this pic?..On a website about gays so by the transit of power, the new Terminator will be gay.

Paris Hilton’s Bitches Get Her In Trouble

Paris’s bitches get her in trouble cause for some odd reason, you can’t have all that many bitches under one house in LA.

ZOMG, New Indiana Jones Trailer

If you’re a fan, this trailer will make you shit your pants..and if you’re a fan from the original back in the day..then you probably can’t keep from shitting your pants anyways.

Marilyn Manson Wants You To Drink His Piss

Who knew Marilyn Manson was working with Absinthe Liquor to create his own brand of cognac. I certainly didn’t!..in fact I’m not to sure I even know what “cognac” means.

OJ Didn’t Do It..Again

OJ stands accused of beating his current girlfriend so bad, he made her brain bleed. Sounds like someone needs to learn how to cook.